AKA: Apollo, Aries & Hercules
As seen in: Action 52 (NES)
Also in: A million Japanese remixes (YouTube)
Distinguishing feature: The bitchin’est theme song ever.
Strengths: Are cheetah-men.
Weaknesses: Can each only traverse two levels before pooping out.


Profile by Nich Maragos? | January 1, 2010


Cheetahmen – they’re here
Awarded greatest cheetahs of the year
If you are Dr. Morbis then know fear
You’ll get a punishment that is severe

And it’ll come from
Quadrupeds with bulging quadriceps
Acinonyx who know how to kick ass
Feral felines with fists of steel
They’ll make evil their next meal
These big cats cause pain that always seals the deal

Apollo -- he’s bad
Performing cheetah stunts so super rad
If you see Hercules hope he’s not mad
Aries has no stages, it’s kinda sad

No budget for the
Quadrupeds with bulging quadriceps
Acinonyx who know how to kick ass
Feral felines with fists of steel
They’ll make evil their next meal
52 games for the price of one, that’s a steal

Sung to the tune of The Cheetahmen theme


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