| First appearance: Tetris (Alexei Pajitnov, Elektronika-60, 1984) Distinguishing features: Twisted versions of our hero, I Block Strengths: They hold all the cards Weaknesses: None |
| Profile by Tomm Hulett? | February 12, 2011 |
Presenting Russian Game Boy Chip-Hop Superstars “S SiZZle” and their #1 single sweeping the Motherland: “Tetris Theme B-tch”!
The name’s S Block, and I obfuscate;
I infuriate;
My tower’s tall it will never fall --
Just go home, G.
That’s E and F and G-A-P;
Too late to see
It’s too late to try, tower’s way high—like up in smoke.
Just don’t choke.
Yo, did you expect just to sit down and chillax?
Well, let’s see you try walled in by these fat stacks.
(Bitch!)
Looks like you almost had a Tetris! I’m sorry if this is too hectic. Maybe just leave this try for another. I’m sure the next few blocks will solve it. Just leave it be and you can come back to fix things another day.
Who’z in da houze? It’s big block Z
Yeah you know me;
You think I’ll fit, you don’t know zhit -- it’s much too late.
You can’t be zaved by a rotate;
Zo go on and hate
Zpin til’ you’re blue, might as well zniff glue -- it’s over zon.
Thiz game iz done.
Zee, I’m just az bad az my brother; maybe worze.
Cuz I zcrew your game the zame, but in reverze.
(C’mon!)
Twist me and turn I think I’ll fit there. Oops nevermind I’d need to be square. Maybe that one, no I’m not an L-block or that’d work. But then without a T, you’ll still have a big gap in the floor you can never fill.
(Zounds like your zhit just went through the roof!)
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