First Appearance: Duck Hunt (Nintendo, NES, 1985)
Aliases: That stupid mutt; Trusted (?) companion (!?); Seriously, shut the hell up!
Known crimes: Mocking; interfering

Profile by Jeremy Signor? | February 23, 2011

One day, a dog and his master go on a duck hunting trip.

“Oh boy! We’re goin’ a-huntin’! We’re goin’ a-huntin’! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!”

1 DUCK LATER

“I got it! I got it! I got it! Here ya go!”

2 DUCKS LATER

“Here you go! I know you work hard shooting those ducks, so I’m happy to bring them to you.”

3 DUCKS LATER

“Haha! You missed a duck! That was funny!”

4 DUCKS LATER

“Neener neener neee neeer! You can’t shoot me! I’m in your way! You can’t get the ducks!”

5 DUCKS LATER

“*pant* *pant* You know master, I’m getting a little tired here. Can we take a break?”

10 DUCKS LATER

“You know, this used to be fun. Way to beat a dead horse.”

50 DUCKS LATER

“Look at that. Big man misses another duck. What’s the matter, big man? Can’t shoot one measly duck out of the sky?”

75 DUCKS LATER

“Your mama wears combat boots!”

100 DUCKS LATER

“You compensating for something carrying around that big gun? You can’t even fire that one right!”

101 DUCKS LATER

“Hah-”

1 DOG LATER

“Ouch!! Shoot the ducks. Not...ah, screw it. And screw you! The ASPCA will hear about this!”


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