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| Profile by Alex Reo? | March 20, 2011 |
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So that’s where you’re putting it? Okay, if that’s what you want...
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Not what I would’ve done.
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Hmm, not bad. That’s okay. I’ve got all day. You don’t.
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Going a bit faster now, aren’t we? I wonder how long you can keep up...?
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Really? Really, that’s what you’re going to do with that. I give you a gem and you turn it into a turd.
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You’ve got even less time to maneuver now. Oh, but you’ve gotten out of this kind of jam before, haven’t you?
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Ha! Are you even trying anymore?
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Hmmph, a minor setback. I’ll be waiting.
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Bwahahaha! Oooh maaaan, I can’t believe you just did that!
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Oh, you are in trouble now! You can feel it, can’t you? You can smell your failure in the air, can’t you?!
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Come on. You know it’s coming. We both know. Just hold down. End it now, rather than struggle against the inevitable.
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Oh, and make no mistake! It is inevitable. I will win.
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You know I’m going to win. You can at least take yourself out on your own terms.
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Not gonna do it, huh? Gonna keep struggling until the pitiful end?
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Really now, just where do you think you’re gonna fit that square block? There’s no time! They just keep getting faster and faster and faster and...
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There’s hardly any space now. What will you do? Why do you keep fighting?! I can give you a clean slate...you can start over again! You know what you need to do.
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Yes, yes, that’s it! You’re almost there now! Just keep going. It’ll all be over soon I promise.
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You should never have tried. I always win. You can delay my victory, but you can never really win. You know that. And yet you keep trying. Your dedication is admirable, but ultimately pointless. See you again soon, chump.
Doo-doo doo-doo doody do doo-doo
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