Brandon "Brandon" Parker originally joined the GameSpite forums as a spy, seeking to destroy it and all who dwelled within. This plan came to a quick end when he realized that the people of Talking Time were numerous and strong, a completely unplanned-for eventuality.

So, without anything better to do, Brandon began making posts at an alarming rate. Over time, he also began making a name for himself. No one calls him by this name; everyone seems to agree that it's a creepy name and makes them very uncomfortable.

Brandon also has the ability to speak to animals. They haven't yet spoken back. He also tells people that he either was or will be a mermaid princess, the story seems to change from person to person, or animal. This also makes people uncomfortable.