Merus is an Australian, and thus, according to video game companies, lives in Europe. He suspects that this is yet another case of people getting the country with the kangaroos and the country south of Germany mixed up, but has lost hope of this ever being sorted out.

He is 23, a developer at a multi-national, far too fond of Minties to be healthy for him, and is just fine, thanks for asking.

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