wumpwoast - Profile of Courage
Four score and a few years after the century incremented from a 19 to a 20, a mother and father had the singular wisdom to conceive of someone whose brilliance would one day outshine the thinkers and philosophers of an entire generation. This man's luminary guidance and firm judgment would come to be respected by all nations, races, and religions.
At the age of three he delivered his first speech on the rights and welfare of infants and toddlers. Even at an early age, this rousing oratory could not be denied by families even three houses away. Fearful of his campaign inciting mass rebellion within the 2-4 age group, his parents bought an Atari 7800 with Ms. Pac Man for Christmas.
One more score and two hundred million points later, no further platforms of social equality and free universal health care have been developed. But armed with critical thinking and analytical elegance, he is beginning to break free from his intellectual bonds of bondage. The future is brighter than a thousand sunny days stacked on top of each other like a plate of pancakes and syrupy goodness. The truth is out there, and justice has a name. So get ready to play... because this is no game.
Memoirs of a Wasted Youth
The Mega Man Series for NES
Mega Man, Mega Man 4, Mega Man 5, Mega Man 6
The Complete Mega Man Series for Game Boy
Mega Man in: Dr. Wily's Revenge, Mega Man II, Mega Man III, Mega Man IV, Mega Man V
Other Ancient Relics
Final Fantasy III, Mendel Palace, Sonic CD, Super Puyo Puyo Tsuu Remix, Wetrix
The Spite Continues...
Tired of Games (series), From Yokosuka to Aberdeen (Shenmue), Urusei Yatsura
Top Of The Pops
My professional opnion is that reading this list of GameSpite articles will make you a better human being.
Blazing Lasers - chud666
Contra 4 - NicolaNomali
Devil's Crush - chud666
Final Fantasy VII: Voice of the Planet - NicolaNomali
Final Fantasy XII - parish
The Goomba - parish
Kirby's Adventure - Loki?
Mega Man 3 - parish
Metal Gear: Ghost Babel - NicolaNomali
Mole Mania - Loki?
Ninja Gaiden - LumberBaron
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - kolbe
Punch-Out!! - RedHedgehog
Rhythm Heaven - Ulognep and VsRobot
Um Jammer Lammy - bobservo
Zack and Wiki - CalorieMate
Next Stop...
Pac-Man Vs.? and its Machiavellian principles. If I ever get Abuse's network code working in Linux, I'll write about that game and beg everyone to download it. But more likely, I'll just be doing music and exploring the greater meaning behind life's challenges.
