wumpwoast - Profile of Courage
Four score and a few years after the century incremented from a 19 to a 20, a mother and father had the singular wisdom to conceive of someone whose brilliance would one day outshine the thinkers and philosophers of an entire generation. This man's luminary guidance and firm judgment would come to be respected by all nations, races, and religions.
At the age of three he delivered his first speech on the rights and welfare of infants and toddlers. Even at an early age, this rousing oratory could not be denied by families even three houses away. Fearful of his campaign inciting mass rebellion within the 2-4 age group, his parents bought an Atari 7800 with Ms. Pac Man for Christmas.
One more score and two hundred million points later, no further platforms of social equality and free universal health care have been developed. But armed with critical thinking and analytical elegance, he is beginning to break free from his intellectual bonds of bondage. The future is brighter than a thousand sunny days stacked on top of each other like a plate of pancakes and syrupy goodness. The truth is out there, and justice has a name. So get ready to play... because this is no game.
Memoirs of a Poisoned Childhood
The Mega Man Series for NES
Mega Man, Mega Man 4, Mega Man 5, Mega Man 6
The Complete Mega Man Series for Game Boy
Mega Man in: Dr. Wily's Revenge, Mega Man II, Mega Man III, Mega Man IV, Mega Man V
More Old Games
Final Fantasy III, Mendel Palace, Wetrix
Related Offsite Links
Tired of Games (series), From Yokosuka to Aberdeen (Shenmue), Urusei Yatsura
Recommended GameSpite Polemics
Here's a list of articles by GameSpite writers that I particularly enjoyed, regardless of whether I philosophically agreed with them or even played the game in question!
Blazing Lasers - chud666
Devil's Crush - chud666
Final Fantasy - Mightyblue
Final Fantasy XII - parish
The Goomba - parish
Kid Icarus - RedHedgehog
Mega Man 2 - parish
Mega Man 3 - parish
Metal Gear: Ghost Babel - NicolaNomali
Ninja Gaiden - LumberBaron
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - kolbe
Radia Senki - bobservo
Rhythm Heaven - Ulognep and VsRobot
Um Jammer Lammy - bobservo
Unwritten Chapters of Virtuous Vice
Appreciation for the Machiavellian principles of Pac-Man Vs.?, and some love for Sonic CD? and its Time Attack. And then... do I stay for the money or start finishing my songs?
