Sachiel: Grrr. Smash! Kill! Kill!

Shinji: Gee, how unfortunate that I've been summoned to Tokyo 3 just in time to be squished by a big alien monster. Thanks so much for that, dad.

Misato: Hi, Shinji! I'm your new mentor, and a convenient deus ex machina device! Get in the car and let's go!

Shinji: That... is a really big robot. Big and purple.

Unit-01: Hi, Shinji, I'm your new alien-stomping mech suit, and a convenient symbol for your id.

Gendo: Shinji, you suck. Get in the robot.

Sachiel: Crush! Rend! Maim! Kill!

Shinji: Oh father, you've broken my poor sulky angst-ridden teenage heart yet again.

Gendo: You suck. Go away. Rei, get in the robot.

Rei: Ow, moan, ouch, sob.

Shinji: I mustn't run away I mustn't run away I mustn't run away!

Shinji: OK, let's go.

Misato: Go Shinji! Don't die!