Thumbnail Theatre: Neon Genesis Evangelion Part 02

Misato: OK, Shinji, you've never piloted one of these, but it's crucial to the plot that you win so I'm sure there'll be no trouble.

Shinji: Actually, it would be easier if I just laid here and died.

Sachiel: Argh! Kill! Tear! Pound! Smash!

Shinji: Dad's right, I suck. I'm gonna die.

Shinji: Hmmm... why am I not dead yet? Or is heaven just painted institutional green?

Gendo: How are you doing, Rei? Shinji, you suck.

Misato: Your dad hates you? Why don't you live with me instead? I can make lots of goofy innuendos and you can meet my wacky anthropomorphic penguin. It'll be fun!

Shinji: Despite Misato's attempts to cheer me up with gratuitous cleavage shots, I still feel a mopey flashback coming on.

Sachiel: Argh! Kill! Tear! Pound! Smash!

Shinji: Dad's right, I suck. I'm gonna die.

Unit-01: You can't die yet, Shinji! We've got 24 episodes and millions of dollars of merchandising to go!

Sachiel: Wah! Pain! Ow! Explode!

Misato: We won! Too bad about Shinji's life sucking.

Shinji: My life sucks.

Misato: Shinji, even though you're an incompetent, spineless wimp, you're the best incompetent, spineless wimp we have. I just wanted to say thanks, for letting us push you around.


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