Thumbnail Theatre: Neon Genesis Evangelion Part 05

Unit-00: GWAAAAAARRRR!

Misato: I don't think it's supposed to do that.

Ritsuko: I think Rei's in trouble.

Gendo: Even though it's out of character, I shall save her. REEEEIIIIII!

Rei: ...whew, that was just a flashback.

Misato: Whatcha looking at, Shinji?

Shinji: I was wondering, how did my father burn his hands?

Misato: By being heroic and caring about someone. Someone other than you! Hahahahah! Loser!

Toji: Whatcha looking at, Shinji?

Shinji: I was wondering, why doesn't Rei have any friends?

Kensuke: I think it's 'cause she's a loser.

Shinji: I can relate to that. I hope I have an opportunity to get to know her sometime.

Ritsuko: Shinji, I coincidentally need to give something to Rei. Could you go to her place and take it to her?

Shinji: Uh, sure. Hey Rei, hope you don't mind if I barge in while you're naked. Oops, I seem to have coincidentally fallen on top of you. And groped your naked breast. And I'm, uh, so stunned by this turn of events I can't seem to move. Eh heh.

Rei: I'm cool with random groping, but don't diss Commander Ikari.

Shinji: Hmm. Maybe I should change my name to Oedipus.

Misato: Oh, no, an Angel is approaching! I wonder if this will happen every episode from now on?

Ramiel: Hey guys! We're back!

Unit-01: This should be easy. Eat hot prog knife, Angel!

Ramiel: Eat hot death laser, Eva!

Unit-01: Owie!

Shinji: Hmm, well, looks like I'm dead.


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