Thumbnail Theatre: Neon Genesis Evangelion Part 14

Hideaki Anno: Hmm, budget's running thin.

GAINAX: So spend an episode recapping the plot using recycled footage.

Hideaki Anno: Good plan.

Sachiel: Grrr. Smash! Kill! Kill!

Shamshel: GRRRR-BAAAAH!

Ramiel: Eat hot death laser, Eva!

Titles: These were battles. They happened. And stuff.

Gaghiel: Lodging exploding ships in my mouth, eh? I remember this bit from Robotech!

Israfel: Actually, we just kicked your butt. Shows what you know.

Titles: This is beginning to resemble a Doonesbury New Year's special.

Sandalphon: What? Thermal expansion? Curse the efficiency of the Japanese school system!

Matarael: Spider man, spider man, doing the things a spider can. Here, have some high-concentration acid.

Sahaquiel: And while the boss is away, I think I'll poop explosive Angel droppings onto Japan from orbit.

Iruel: Aw, nuts. I failed to ta-------

Gendo: Just kidding. There wasn't really an 11th Angel. It was a trick we did with some mirrors and special lighting.

SEELE: You suck, Ikari. You're not lying, are you?

Gendo: Would I lie to you? Lovable l'il me? Trust me.

Rei: I am introspective and mysterious. Who am I? Who am I? What am I? Who am I? What am I? Who am I? What am I? Who am I? What am I?

Rei: I am I. I am me. I am also voiced by Megumi Hayashibara. You will worship me. Build a web shrine to me now, geek boy.

Ritsuko: So, Shinji, are you enjoying your nice uneventful experiment in Unit-00?

Unit-00: GWAAAAAARRRR!

Misato: I don't think it's supposed to do that.

Ritsuko: This seems oddly familiar. Well, time's up. Let's drop some foreshadowing and call it an episode.

Gendo: Mm, foreshadowing. Human Instrumentality, the Committee, schedule, Lance of Longinus, SEELE, scenario, Adam. OK, that's enough for now.


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