Thumbnail Theatre: Neon Genesis Evangelion Part 19

Shinji: GRRRR! I HAVE AN EVA AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT! EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND OR I'LL START KICKING BUTT!

Misato: Hey, Shinji, calm down. Just because your dad almost killed one of your only two friends using your own hands is no reason to be upset.

Shinji: SHUT UP, MISATO. I'M PISSED AND I'VE GOT THE CAPSLOCK TO PROVE IT!

Gendo: You're out of line, minion boy. Luckily, with a flick of my magic switch, I can knock you back into place.

Shinji: AW CRAP blurf

Toji: Whoa.... trippy... I'm alive, but I'm dreaming about Ikari and Ayanami arguing. Why couldn't I have died?

Hikari: I still you like you, Toji. But my friends are all calling you "Squish" now.

Gendo: I've said it before, Shinji, but now I mean it. You suck.

Shinji: You know what, you old fart? You suck too.

Gendo: You're fired!

Shinji: You can't fire me - I quit! Well, off to the Island of Misfit Toys for me.

Misato: So you're leaving, Shinji? Well, don't worry - I'm here to make sure you take a guilt trip on your way out!

Shinji: Shove off, shovey. I'm outta here.

Misato: Huh? When did he go and grow a spine?

Zeruel: Heya kids, this isn't a bad time or anything is it? I thought I might drop by, wipe out NERV, annihilate mankind. You know, that Angel-ish kinda stuff we do so well.

Shinji: Having a backbone is overrated. I think I'll go hide with all the other people.

Asuka: Stop, Angel! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Zeruel: Yeah, whatever. Take a hike.

Rei: Stop, Angel! In the name of kamikaze, I will nuke you!

Zeruel: Nice try. Well, I'm off to wipe out the human race. See ya.

Kaji: Hi, Shinji. Care to join me as we greet the apocalypse?

Shinji: No, actually, now that I've improbably survived the force of a nuclear explosion a mere few hundred meters away within an enclosed space I feel like saving the world.

Gendo: No, you can't. You suck. Aw, the heck with it. Go, my pawn.

Zeruel: Hi NERV! Ready to die?

Unit-01: Kill!

Zeruel: No! KILL!

Unit-01: No, KIIIILLLLL--- aw, crud, ran out of battery juice.

Shinji: Eva, you SUCK!

Unit-01: No, I bite. Get it? Wah hah hah! I kill me! And the Angel, too! Hey, when did this become Evangelion Dinner Theatre? But seriously!

Misato: Hey Maya, can I borrow your barf bag? These puns are a nauseating as watching the Eva eat the Angel.

Gendo: Huh huh huh... cool.

Kaji: Time for a soliloquy: "The plot thickens." Thank you very much.


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