Thumbnail Theatre: Neon Genesis Evangelion Part 06

Misato: Oh, no! Shinji! Are you still alive?

Shinji: I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk. I feel hap-pyyyy!

Misato: Well, get a tire kit or whatever and patch him up. In the meantime, we'll come up with a miraculous last ditch effort to stop that Angel!

Ramiel: Nice efforts. Too bad YOU SUCK!

Ritsuko: Well, we can't find a way to win yet, but I'm sure we'll think of something. After all, this is early in series and we're still trying to fool people into thinking the good guys always win!

Misato: I just had an idea! Let's clobber it with the entire nation of Japan!

Ritsuko: Ooh, how patriotic. I feel tingly.

Rei: Ikari, put on some clothes and let's kick butt.

Shinji: I don't wanna. Unit-01 is big and icky.

Rei: Fine, wuss-boy, I'll kick butt on my own.

Shinji: No, wait, I have to help you. I feel compelled since I saw you naked last episode.

Misato: OK, here's the plan. We're going to use a last resort effort with one shot at success. So don't screw it up.

Shinji: Right, don't screw it up... sure. Ayanami, how do you remain so calm?

Rei: I listen to Marilyn Manson and play video games and therefore have no regard for my life.

Ramiel: Lah lah lah, I'm a little Angel digging my way into NERV headquarters. Lah lah lah.

Misato: OK, attack! Remember, you only get one shot!

Shinji: Here goes!

Ramiel: Boom! Just kidding. You missed, ha ha ha.

Shinji: Oops, so much for my one shot.

Rei: You suck, Shinji. But that's OK, I'll sacrifice my life to protect you anyway.

Shinji: Wow, it would be even more embarrassing to miss with this shot.

Ramiel: Aw nuts, you got me.

Shinji: Oh no, REEEEIIIIII!

Rei: Gee, just like your dad. Too bad I'm emotionless and don't care.

Shinji: Smile, darn ya, smile.

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